The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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