I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I got inside last night via doggy door
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
