If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
