I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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