The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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