Yo dont text me then not text me
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
