I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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