lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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