On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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