D3 body, D1 cock
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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