HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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