i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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