I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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