Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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