So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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