I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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