normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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