If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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