Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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