your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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