I heard we made out
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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