Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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