Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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