the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Randomize
