Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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