Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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