Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Did we literally take a cab across the street
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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