My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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