dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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