Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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