Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
