A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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