Are we in a gay sports bar?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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