She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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