Where is the hickey?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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