Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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