Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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