I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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