another moral hangover. fuck.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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