Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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