How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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