whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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