I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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