windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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