Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
This is my life. Enjoy the view
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Randomize
