I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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