Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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