I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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