Do you still have your period?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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