And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
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