i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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