If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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