I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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