I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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