yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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