Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
40s are totally the cure
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
